Sins against God or a lack there-of

Tonight, as we ate dinner, we discussed going to church and what it means.

ME: Pretty soon we're going to get Gavin and Keegan baptised.

LOGAN: Why not me? Have I already been map-a-tized?

ME: Yeah, when you were smaller than Keegan. Mommy and Daddy have been slacking. I can show you pictures in the scrapbook after dinner. (which is probably the last time I scrapbooked!)

LOGAN: How come we have to get map-a-tized?

ME: Because Jesus died for our sins. And so you can be freed from your original sins. (As an afterthought, I add...) And, by the way, sins means the bad stuff you did.

LOGAN: But I didn't do anything to Him!!!!!!!